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Evan Hurst's avatar

I ... my God. This has everything.

It has Hannity drooling over homely old Braden Clavicles like he's Ferran Torres.

It has Hannity getting completely lost in his by-himself MMA fantasies of all the things he would do if somebody ever looked at him funny.

It's just everything.

Julie Varga's avatar

I love the title. And all I can say is, really? Wow

Mike Wendling's avatar

This guy is bad for men, bad for women, an idiot, the product of a manufactured PR campaign, a symbol of everything wrong with attention-first social media.

People like Hannity will have him on to prove that "their side" is "open minded" full of "free thinkers" who are "willing to listen to anyone". And that the people who criticize them are evil for seeing through all the bullshit and having a little bit of common sense and decency.

That's the trick he's trying to play.

Martha Howell's avatar

Alt: He thinks the kid is hot, and wants to see if he's game. These people are 98% self interest, and apparently surpressed sexual curiosity, and maybe 2% smart enough to trick stupid people.

AJ Milne's avatar

“…rip their hand down, their arm down and throw it into their chest, strip it, tap it, rack it – you’re laughing…”

(… blinks…)

Pretty sure everyone is, guy.

I feel like putting these two together, that’s a lot of cringe in one place.

Hannity alone, the mass of it seems risky…

Put them both together, it’s like damn, how did this not collapse into a runaway singularity of cringe, the universe devoured.

Ed Borg's avatar

Hannity is old enough to be his grandfather, which does not make this better.

Nicholas Harpole's avatar

So Sean, tell us how you would take a gun from someone ten feet away. YouTube fantasy.

Kirk Pineda, LMHC's avatar

I love reading articles like this, all of this guy’s conjectures about how he, with as much ease as uttering the sentences themselves, will simply “disarm,” “rip off,” and “totally obliterate” Some Guy™ if a gun was pointed at his head

like.. ok are we done overestimating and lying?